Anyone who’s directly bought or sold a use car from a stranger is used to a little embellishment.
You never know what’s going to happen after money changes hands, so a frugal buyer should take a test drive, ask questions, and get a good hard look at the vehicle first.
This seller doesn’t have time for that nonsense, so he decides to put everything on front street. What follows is the funnest and most bruatally honest Craigslist ad we’ve ever seen.
PLEASEEEEEE READ CAREFULLY SO THERE’S NO MISUNDERSTANDING
2002 OLDSMOBILE ALERO LOCATED AT JOURNEE AUTOS
Nothing special or pretty about this car.
Rust on the side. I even zoomed in on the rust so you can see it. This car runs and drives. The air blows cold and it has a cd player. Thats it. Nothing more nothing less. Dont bring your ass down here saying it looks different in the pics or you didnt know it had that much rust. Im telling you right now. This bitch rusty.
This shit is $900 dollars. You’re getting 900 dollars worth of a car. Dont ask me about the check engine light or this light or that light. Its 900 dollars. Its gone be sone lights on in this mothafucka. As is. Dont bring this shit back for nothing.
It has 200k plus miles. You damn right u gone find something wrong with it but as for now it cranks. Steers an drives. Blows cold ass air. An wont leave your pockets bare.
This will get you from A to B. Just dont try to make it to C. This car will last you at least ALL SPRING ’17
You’re never going to meet a more honest used car salesman.