Ever wanted to get your head spinning with just a chair and some nitrous?

Well, this is what it would look like. AZN from Street Outlaws straps himself to an office chair while his buddies release the nitrous oxide from the huge bottles placed underneath the chair! He handles a whole lot of G`s as he spins faster and faster until all the nitrous is gone.

It might be even close to the human limit of withstanding G force as he picks up more and more momentum! The nitrous chair bounces up and down as it builds up momentum and it really looks like he`s riding an angry bull.

He seems fine afterwards though, as he gives an interview right after his buddies get him out of his protective gear. When you spin that fast, of course you`re going to have some problems, so AZN mentions that he felt his heart touch his rib cage as the momentum increased and he spun faster and faster.

All in all, don`t try this at home! As one of the guys put it, this nitrous chair is a redneck centrifuge that can be life threatening and nobody should attempt this outside of a controlled and professional environment.

Source: MuscleCarsZone


Woman arrested for training squirrels to attack her ex-boyfriend

45-year old Janice Smith was arrested this morning by officers of the Detroit Police Department, for allegedly capturing numerous squirrels and training them to attack her former lover.

The victim, 51-year old James Robinson, was presumably attacked by the rodents on more than a dozen occasions over the last month.

These attacks caused him many serious injuries, including the loss of two fingers and one testicle, bitten off by his attackers.

The poor man had no idea why squirrels kept attacking him until he saw his ex-girlfriend, a former circus animal trainer, cheering the animals during one of the attacks.

“She was partially hidden behind some bushes, but I could clearly see her and hear her. She was yelling orders at the squirrels and telling them to attack me.”


Delusional self defense guru dares martial artist to punch through his “energy shield”

Everyone knows that there’s no such thing as “healing crystals,” but some people always buy the crap these mystical charlatans are selling.

Turns out that some snake oil salesmen tell the same lies so often they start to believe think they’re telling the truth.

Case in point, this delusional “energy shield master” who thinks he has the ability to summon an invisible force field.

He convinces the man in black to sit in front of him and try to penetrate the shield. Dude in black is a little hesitant and pulls his punch trying not to hurt this idiot, but gets slapped in the face for his mercy.

Knowing the kid gloves are off he decides Round 2 will be full contact. It only goes downhill from there.

Hopefully the guru has some spare crystals to rub on his bruised jaw.


[VIDEO] Furious husband fills wife’s car with cement

This is the bizarre moment a furious husband filled his wife’s car with cement after she changed her surname to a supermarket chain in a bid to promote her store.

The Russian wanted to punish his wife when during a ‘rough patch’ in their marriage she named herself after supermarket Veniy where she works.

He decided to fill her car with cement because he knew how much she loved it, keeping it spotless inside and out.

Redneck mother writes a letter to her son, her “life updates” are absolutely hilarious!

Dearest Son,

I’m writing this slow ’cause I know you can’t read fast.

We don’t live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved.

Won’t be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house, so they wouldn’t have to change their address.

This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven’t seen ’em since. It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time.

The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn’t make the final payment on Grandma’s funeral bill, up she comes.

About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven’t found out whether if it is a boy or a girl so don’t know if you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safery. The other 2 drowned. They couldn’t get the tail gate down.

Not much more news this time. Nothing much happened. If you don’t get this letter, please let me know and I will send another one.

Love, Ma

Dad Pukes all over daughter on Roller Coaster

Some find it hilarious, others find it disgusting.

The girl, obviously disgusted, proceeds (or at least tries) to remove all the bits and pieces of her father’s lunch that he had previously eaten.

Not so long after that, the infernal ride stops and her poor father cannot help himself but hurl once again.

Student Gets Pulled Over, Knows Just What To Do To Prove His Sobriety

A University of Central Arkansas junior pulled over by police proved his sobriety by juggling. And it was all caught on UCA Police dash and body cameras.

Blayk Puckett said he was driving home from the library on campus late Friday night. He said he was driving slow because he knew he had a brake light out. But despite efforts to avoid police, the junior with the license plate ‘JUGGLER,’ was pulled over.

Sgt. Keith McKay with UCA Police was one of two to pull Puckett over. “A lot of times, especially around a college campus later in the night, the driving gets slower, especially if they almost hit a curb once, it’s a typical indication they might be impaired,” said Sgt. McKay.

Police asked him to step out of the car, they showed him his brake light, talked with him, and quickly found out he wasn’t drinking. But to further prove the point, Puckett grabbed his clubs out of his car, and juggled for the pair of officers.

“It’s just more fun when you can juggle and have more fun with the officers than a standard traffic stop that’s boring and scary,” said Puckett. Puckett was not given a ticket, but was given another chance to show Sgt. McKay his magic and juggling skills on campus.


Bodycam Footage Of Naked Woman Stealing Police Truck

The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office released body camera footage Thursday of the encounter between a deputy and a naked woman, later identified as Lisa Luna, accused of stealing his patrol truck.

MCSO said she led them on a chase along Interstate 8. The body camera footage shows the deputy greet the naked woman — Luna — and go retrieve a blanket. When he returns, the video shows her sitting in the front seat of his patrol truck.

In the video, the deputy tries to stop the suspect from driving away and is partially dragged. The MCSO footage also shows him using another citizen’s car to chase after her. Luna was arrested and is being held pending multiple charges, She gave her first interview from jail on Monday saying she felt like she was possessed.