VIDEO: WHOSE FAULT IS IT? 1, 2 OR 3

Rewatch the video 2 stopped in the middle of the road and there was a white truck coming up on the side of 3 if he went over as some have suggested he would have hit the white truck that was riding on the road/shoulder.

3 had no option but to hit the idiot who stopped in the middle of the road.

What do you think?

 

Freeloader walks into Welfare office to get a check, but never expected what the clerk had to say

A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job. I don’t like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing.”

The social worker behind the counter said “Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You’ll have to drive around in his 2014 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.”

“Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20’s and has a rather strong sex drive.”

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, “You’re bull-sh*ttin’ me!”

The social worker said, “Yeah, well.. You started it…”

This may not have really happened but it’s a hilarious joke! Don’t you agree? Feel free to let us know in the Facebook comments.

Modern-day blacksmith forges a tomahawk from a railroad spike in high-def video

Mr. Miller himself of Miller Knives recorded this stunning High Definition footage of him forging a tomahawk from a railroad spike. It’s pretty impressive to watch blacksmithing of this caliber.

It’s beautiful work. As one user on YouTube commented, “Bro, this is really cool.”

Miller does other similar things like forging swords from wrenches, or building folding ring knifes. He’s a master of it all.

 

Man flees naked when her husband comes home, then he runs into a crowd of joggers

Sometimes it helps to be strong, and other times it helps to be witty!

A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day while in bed with her boyfriend, she hears her husband’s car pull into the driveway.

She yells at the boyfriend, “Quick! Grab your clothes and jump out of the window. My husband has arrived home early!”

The boyfriend looked out the window and said, “It’s raining like hell out there!”

She said, “If my husband finds you here, he’ll kill us both!”

So the boyfriend grabs his clothes and jumps out of the window naked. A group of marathon runners were just passing, so he decides to run along with them, carrying his clothes on his arm.

Curious, one of the runners asked him, “Do you always run with no clothes on?”

Gasping for air, he answered, “Oh yes, it feels so free having the air blow over your skin.”

Another runner then asked the nude man, “Do you always run carrying your clothes on your arm?”

Now breathlessly, the nude man replied, “Oh yes. That way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!”

The runner then asked, “Do you always wear a condom when you run?”

The nude man replied, “Only when it’s raining!”

That’s some wit the other runner won’t forget!

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MAN FAKES OWN KIDNAPPING IN FRONT OF WIFE SO HE COULD GO DRINKING ALL NIGHT WITH FRIENDS

A man from Texas faked his own kidnapping in order to go out with his friends and enjoy a night of drinking and partying without his wife.

Why? Because sometimes simply saying “I’m going out for some beers with my friends” just doesn’t cut it.

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Rogelio Andaverde had planned the whole thing and convinced two of his friends to “kidnap” him from his home in front of his wife. So, on the fateful evening, two masked men entered his home, grabbed him and dragged him away at gun point.

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Rogelio’s horrified wife witnessed the whole incident helplessly and immediately called the police after the masked men drove him away. Policemen arrived at the scene and spent close to five hours with Rogelio’s wife interviewing her and simultaneously launching a search for the 34-year-old.Rogelio returned home the next day and said that the kidnappers simply let him go. But the cops clearly became suspicious as they had never seen a case where the kidnappers abduct a victim from their home and leave him the next day without demanding anything.

And their suspicion came true after Rogelio himself confessed that he staged the whole kidnapping drama to go out with his friends without his wife. He was booked by the police and arrested for making a false report to the police.  He was later released on bail worth $5000.

One dummy shoots another dummy in the junk with an arrow but also hurts his own junk in the process

We found this bonkers video on the Too Stupid To Die YouTube channel, which features a bunch of similar videos made by a group of friends who inflict pain on themselves and on each other for our entertainment.

In this particular video, one member of the crew ties one end of a rope to an arrow and ties the other end to his — well, to his member.

He then aims the same arrow at his friend’s member, and fires. The pair repeat the stunt several times, and the end result is always the same: they end up in extreme pain.

Man finds elderly veteran crying in the bathroom and hears rude teen laughing, now everyone’s talking about his response

Marcus Pass was eating lunch when the sound of a rude teenager’s laughter distracted him from his meal. What happened next has become a viral sensation overnight.

Marcus wrote about his experience on Facebook:

Rant of the day…. eating lunch at zaxbys and over hear some young man laughing about an older gentleman in the bathroom that couldn’t get off the toilet.

So I proceed to walk in and can hear this man crying on the toilet I ask him if he’s ok he said that his legs were to weak to stand up and he left his cane by the door.

I asked him to unlock the door and helped the man up and got his pants up for him, the man had a Vietnam veteran hat on and gave me a hug and told me that he’s 69 years old and that was the most embarrassing moment in his life with tears in his eyes……

I shook his hand and thanked him for all he’s done and walked him out to the lobby and made that teenager apologize to the man…

Moral of the story getting old is inevitable, but being a complete asshole to a stranger is not …….. rant over.

In less than 48 hours his post was shared nearly 50,000 times.

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Redneck rocket chair nearly kills the test pilot

The guys at Street Outlaws decided to pull a Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor and give their spinning office chair a little more power.

After securing the base with ratchet straps and mounting a pair of nitrous tanks to the sides, they gave the “test pilot” a helmet and buckled him in.

As soon as the string is pulled, they realize they may have made a mistake.

AZN spins faster and faster as he’s pushed to what seems like the human limit for withstanding G force without blacking out.

After it was all said and done and AZN had a chance to recover he said he felt his heart touch his rib cage.

Clearly, you don’t want to do this at home, but do you know anyone dumb enough to try?