Drunk Bikini Blonde Falls Out Of Chair And Rolls Down Hill As A Lesson In What Not To Do While Drinking

This video is 2:30 long, and for the life of me I cannot figure out why it’s longer than 0:10. The whole thing is in Russian or whatever other convoluted language you feel like calling it, and it’s not like they’re discussing anything interesting.

Then again, I wouldn’t know because it’s foreign, but what are the chances? The video itself was taken with a friggin’ yam, so at best they’re discussing the arms race between America and the USSR back in the 80’s. At worst, they’re just making up gibberish.

It’s probably gibberish, if we’re being honest.