Meth addict fights 15 cops while masturbating, we’re not joking

This is one of the greatest police reports we’ve ever read.

Back in December, 2013, an Oregon man named Walter Frey began pleasuring himself in public while drinking at a Iggy’s Bar & Grill in Salem. The cops were called, and the story only gets crazier from there.

It all began around 1:00 PM on a Sunday afternoon when Frey called a locksmith, but refused to pay. Frey wandered off to local shopping center after the locksmith called the Marion County Sheriff’s Office. Deputies found him at the local bar after the bartender reported a man had exposed his penis and began masturbating. By the time authorities arrived at the bar Frey had moved the show to the restroom.

According to The Huffington Post, Frey admitted to local sheriff’s deputies that he was high on methamphetamine and refused to stop masturbating. Deputies began using their tasers after Frey resisted arrest, but even the high voltage couldn’t stop him from spanking the monkey.

If anything the shocks only made Frey more violent. The first deputy on scene got into a fight with Frey, but could not restrain him. The deputy tried to radio for help, but could not reach dispatch from inside the restaurant. When dispatch could not contact the deputy for an update, backup was sent in force to the bar.

None of the officers were prepared for what happened next.

Frey was still masturbating and the first deputy had given up trying to stop him alone. Police reports show that at least 15 officers were required to subdue Frey who doggedly continued to pleasure himself throughout the scuffle. He was later taken to the hospital for minor injuries sustained during his arrest.

After his arrest Frey told the deputies that he had taken drugs the night before and did not remember anything that happened after Saturday night. Frey was charged with public indecency, resisting arrest, and theft.