Brutally honest ad for a used 2002 Oldsmobile may be the funniest thing you read all week

Anyone who’s directly bought or sold a use car from a stranger is used to a little embellishment.

You never know what’s going to happen after money changes hands, so a frugal buyer should take a test drive, ask questions, and get a good hard look at the vehicle first.

This seller doesn’t have time for that nonsense, so he decides to put everything on front street. What follows is the funnest and most bruatally honest Craigslist ad we’ve ever seen.

(image source; Twitter/@kel12121)

 

(image source; Twitter/@kel12121)

 

JOURNEE AUTOS
PLEASEEEEEE READ CAREFULLY SO THERE’S NO MISUNDERSTANDING

2002 OLDSMOBILE ALERO LOCATED AT JOURNEE AUTOS

Nothing special or pretty about this car.

200k miles

Rust on the side. I even zoomed in on the rust so you can see it. This car runs and drives. The air blows cold and it has a cd player. Thats it. Nothing more nothing less. Dont bring your ass down here saying it looks different in the pics or you didnt know it had that much rust. Im telling you right now. This bitch rusty.

This shit is $900 dollars. You’re getting 900 dollars worth of a car. Dont ask me about the check engine light or this light or that light. Its 900 dollars. Its gone be sone lights on in this mothafucka. As is. Dont bring this shit back for nothing.

It has 200k plus miles. You damn right u gone find something wrong with it but as for now it cranks. Steers an drives. Blows cold ass air. An wont leave your pockets bare.

This will get you from A to B. Just dont try to make it to C. This car will last you at least ALL SPRING ’17

You’re never going to meet a more honest used car salesman.

Unlimited hot water without gas or electricity with off-the-grid survival technique

This trick from practicalpreppers.com show a great way to heat up your water while living off the grid.

With a thermosiphon, you can have a nearly endless supply of hot water without using any gas or electricity.

You will need a copper coil, a stove pipe, and a water heater. All of these materials are cheap and readily available at any hardware store or residential material reclamation depot.

Building survival equipment from scarps is an essential skill set for anyone who wants to be ready when shit hits the fan.

See how to build your own with the video below. Leave a comment on Facebook if you have any ideas to help improve this setup.

 

Idiot terrorist takes selfie with bomb trigger phone, blows up whole squad

It’s not surprising the idiots dumb enough to become suicide bombers aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed, but this video reveals a whole new level of stupid.

While chanting into a video camera, the tool on the left decides this is the perfect time for a pre-attack group selfie.

Fortunately for the rest of us, he grabbed the bomb trigger phone instead and lit up his whole squad.

 

Full auto ping pong cannon can be built in just a few hours

If you can’t be firing or working on real guns you may as well be turning other objects into guns.

That’s Mythbuster Adam Savage’s montra, and he’s here to show off a glorious ping pong ball machine gun.

He built the entire thing in just one day, and you can too! It will help if you have access to a lathe, otherwise you’ll just have to improvise.

 

Thug plays “knockout game” with the wrong victim

The craze started among teenage criminals known as the “point ’em out, knock ’em out” game lands one thug in prison with a couple bullet holes. These idiots pick a random stranger and then assault that person. Luckily for all of us, they picked the wrong victim.

A man with a concealed carry permit was waiting at a bus stop to pick up his 6-year-old daughter when he was attacked by these punks.

The man who refused to be a victim shot 17-year-old Marvell Weaver twice before scaring off the other assailants. In a prison interview Weaver describes the experience of getting shot while acting like a dumbass as “a lesson learned”. Weaver admits to attacking at least 6 other people in the same fashion.

 

Robber pulls knife on a cashier, doesn’t know the man in white has a gun

While waiting in line to check out at the grocery store, a man with a CCW permit became a hero and saved a cashier’s life in the next lane.

The man in black has supposedly dropped his own items off for checkout in the lane on the left before turning his attention to the cashier on the right.

He draws a knife, presses it to her side, and speaks softly into her ear. Not everyone can see what’s happening, but the man in white behind him sure does.

He quietly draws his firearm and orders the man to drop the knife.

 

Veterans protecting a fallen marine are accosted by protesters until a patriotic biker club rolls in

Corporal Richard Bennet, a 25-year-old marine, died in a helicopter crash in Iraq, and his funeral became the target for the ever attention seeking Westboro Baptist Church.

A group of bikers known as “The Patriot Guard” arrived to form a shield with their bodies, bikes, and American flags protecting the grieving family of the fallen veteran from the disrespectful protesters.

Your thoughts?

 

Inventive farmer couldn’t afford one so he built his own

Tired of breaking his back chopping wood, an inventive Polish man built a device that did 90% of the work for him.

Using little more than a metal drum and his tractor, this farmer built an incredibly effective wood cutter.

The drum has been cut into a spiraled edge that cuts into the log as it turns. All he has to do is feed the branch through to have an instant pile of firewood.

Check it out in the video below, but watch your fingers!