The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. Joke of the day.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur
“Since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven”
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, “I want to hang out with God.” St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, “Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?” Arthur said, “Yeah, that’s me…”
God continued “Well, what’s the big deal in inventing something that’s pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can’t run without a road?”
Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, “Excuse me, but aren’t you the inventor of Woman?” God said, “Yes, that would be me.” “Well,” said Arthur , “Professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention!…
- There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension
- It chatters constantly at high speeds
- Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much
- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
- The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!”
“Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there”, replied God, “Hold on.” God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. “Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed”, God said to Arthur, “But according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.”
A dangerous Southern California dirt bike stunt near a freeway caught the attention of the authorities.
A video posted on Kyle Katsandris’ Instagram account shows a dirt bike launching over cars traveling on the 60 Freeway in Moreno Valley.
The mind-blowing footage showed the biker launching off a hill on one side above the freeway and landing the jump on the other side.
The stunt might have been seen as a success, but the biker and the group could be in for some legal trouble.CBS Los Angeles reported Friday that the California Highway Patrol and the Riverside County Sheriff’s Department were investigating the video.
It’s unclear what charges the stuntmen could be facing. But a friend of Katsandris said the jump was not as daring as people think. The friend told CBS Los Angeles that Katsandris is an experienced rider and the stunt only looks more difficult because of where the biker pulled it off.
One person wondered what would have happened if the stunt went wrong.
“Becoming a threat to other people as well. Not only to himself. It’s not only about his injuries, it’s about other people,” the person told the station.
The world of dating can be incredibly difficult,
particularly if your girl happens to be anti-gun.
After a great first date, everything goes haywire when Mat’s girl sees his concealed carry.
When she spots the American flag, things only get worse.
The argument builds as she learns more and more about this veteran Army Ranger’s love for his country and the 2nd Amendment.
Eventually things come to a head and hers explodes from sheer disgust.
Check out the video below that shows the boat launching itself into the air and slapping down in the water.
This is really some insane driving.
This guy is a nut and we love it!
A pair of mustangs are back in black for a blistering drag race that’s sure to set the strip on fire.
Tim Lunch and Brand Band go head to head in a race for the ages in their pair of Outlaw Twin Turbo Mustangs. It’s nearly to close to call with the only difference in the thousandths of a second.
Both cars finish at the Devil’s number, 6.66, But one is just a hair faster.
This is hands down the funniest truck pull we’ve ever seen.
When you live in the backwoods of Poe-dunk county, Redneckville USA there’s not a lot to do on a Saturday night besides hang out in the Wal-Mart parking lot.
Looking to settle the score over whose truck is best. A pair of good-ol-boys hitch their rides bumper to bumper and hit the gas. One wins, in a big way, and Jeremy isn’t going to live it down.
Watch disaster unfold when this redneck truck pull goes so very wrong.
When She Starts Walking You’ll Know Why Everyone’s Saying “Lord Have Mercy”
Men are quite easily entertained and many times we do not need much more than a girl with a smoking hot body, like this one.
The YouTube channel appears to be Russian but we are not sure what her nationality is, and to be honest with you, we could not care less, that smoking hot body, combined with that bounce that she makes in her chest area with every step she takes is all we need to see to say, please don’t stop walking, we would follow you for hours if possible just to see that bounce and that hourglass figure.
Check out the video that would make your day even if today was the day you had your wisdom teeth pulled out, as a matter of fact they should be playing this as therapy for many diseases.
We don’t know why this guy is dressed like Jesus but he’s certainly doing the lord’s work.
Fewer things are more annoying than people who leave shopping carts lying all over a parking lot so it makes sense that someone who’s all about doing good rounds some strays up and puts them in their place.
“Kill it! Kill it with fire!” is what we would’ve been screaming if this happened to us, but we also would’ve laid our bike down in a second once we realized we were being attacked by a bee.
This dude mostly kept his cool all things considered.